Have you ever paid for sex?Well, have you? BTW: No more, "No I haven't" and "You sad bastard" comments please. Let the people with stories to tell, tell their stories. Cheers.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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Paying for "look a likey" whoresNot me but a colleague of my brother in laws decided that him and another friend would get a couple of prostitutes in after a night on the piss. Thumbing through the visiting massage section of the local rag they came across (no pun) a “look a likey“ service so they ordered Jordan and Paris Hilton.
A couple of hours later after the beer was wearing off there was a knock on the door and brother in laws colleague went to answer it. The following conversation ensued after answering the door:
Bro in laws colleague “Can I help you?”
Whores “You ordered a massage”
Bro in laws colleague “Who are you meant to be”
Whore 1 “I’m Jordan”
Bro in laws colleague to whore 2 “Then who the fuck are you meant to be? I ordered Paris Hilton”
Whore 2 “I am Paris Hilton”
Bro in laws colleague “ Paris Hilton….more like Peter fucking Shilton…get inside…”
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, Reply)
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