
Well, have you? BTW: No more, "No I haven't" and "You sad bastard" comments please. Let the people with stories to tell, tell their stories. Cheers.
( , Thu 19 Jan 2006, 12:23)
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I was a skinny, acne ridden 17 year old making my way through the back streets of Soho to get to my favorite record shop in Greek St. Two rather haggard looking ladies asked me if I "had the time" and like a fool I apologised for not wearing a watch.
Amidst the laughing, hag number 1 explains that she was offering me "a fuck for money". I didn't want to offend by refusing, so instead I lied and told her I was gay. Hag number 2 says "That’s alright then, you can do me up the arse and pretend I'm a bloke."
I scurried off and from a safe distance shouted "I'm not really gay you know."
That sure showed them...
( , Mon 23 Jan 2006, 23:00, Reply)
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