Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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A pig lighterI got my girlfriend a pig lighter for her birthday, and yes, it does do what it says on the tin.
You pull back a lever on its head and two flames come out of its nose- whilst this may seem brilliant, she doesn't smoke.
Worst of all, when I gave it to her, I said "I saw this, and thought of you".
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 16:48, Reply)
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