Panic BuyingIt's the last shopping day before the whole country shuts down for christmas. You've been looking all over for something, anything, to buy your favourite person. Something that says you care, that makes them see you in a new light.
Well, something that won't make them punch you would do. My brother-in-law once bought his wife a bin for her birthday - it was a very nice bin, but boy was he in the crud for days.
What have you bought in sheer panic and desperation? Go on, you know you do it every year.
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chthonic, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 15:10)
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I just realised....I live along way from home, and my mates are cunts, so I have to buy for myself. On Christmas day I've brought myself a blow job in a bar, Which my mates took photos of. And a hooker for the night who is the best shag I've ever had. Yay for Christmas in Thailand.
I think she's lieing about the lenght and girth
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 20:22,
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