Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Lies to oneself (at various times)."Eventually she'll calm down and stop throwing psycho tantrums all the time, if I stay with her. She'll change."
"A couple of cigs at the weekend doesn't mean I've started smoking again."
"I am totally on top of my coursework."
"One a day doesn't mean I've started smoking again."
"She hasn't gone spastic in a while...we must be turning a corner!"
"Ten a day doesn't mean I've started smoking again."
And of course the big one that always, always spirals out of control:
"I'll do it tomorrow."
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Ah yes, courseworkIf I get all my TV-watching/drinking/wanking out of the way now, tomorrow I can *really* concentrate on my dissertation.
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Pretender, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:39,
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Have a click for truth and wit. Having been on the wrong end of psycho tantrums I can tell you they only stop when you get the hell away from the screaming ninny in question. Get rid of the mental, man!
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Oh, she's looooong gone, fear not.(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:01, closed)
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