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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Myyyyy daddy's got a helicopter

Sorry, you can't come round and see it.

Because

Because

Just Because, alright

Because he flew it into a cloud of fairies and now it's in the garage.

Because fuck you, that's why you can't see dad's helicopter.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:56, 3 replies)
And
It's invisible of course.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:20, closed)
that's ridiculous
helicopters aren't invisble
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:12, closed)
I've certainly never seen one that is.

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:15, closed)

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