Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Myyyyy daddy's got a helicopter
Sorry, you can't come round and see it.
Because
Because
Just Because, alright
Because he flew it into a cloud of fairies and now it's in the garage.
Because fuck you, that's why you can't see dad's helicopter.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:56, 3 replies)
Sorry, you can't come round and see it.
Because
Because
Just Because, alright
Because he flew it into a cloud of fairies and now it's in the garage.
Because fuck you, that's why you can't see dad's helicopter.
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:56, 3 replies)
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