Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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about 20 years agobeing the resident techy at work I used to fool about with people at work in lifts by pressing the close door button at the same time as the floor button. Mostly it'd go there without stopping at an intermediate floor and I'd tell people I was in a hurry and not to let on about the secret I'd found. As I was known to be a bit of a geek everybody believed me. It soon spread around the company.
I moved jobs a few times and was amazed when occasionally I'd see other people doing it and it raised a few smiles especially when performed by some twat that I utterly dispised let me in on "his" little secret.
Recently I've discovered it's all over the interwebs but surprisingly I don't feel in the least bit guilty. Well perhaps a bit.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:29,
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