Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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"Jay the Gay"Guy we lived with in the first year at uni literally couldn't say anything that wasn't, what's the technical term here, complete fucking bullshit.
Some of Jay's gems included:
* I own a mod car showroom and drive a Merc (barely 2 days later he turns up in a Nissan Micra)
* I used to play for Saracens (My dad: Oh so you must know X, Y & Z guy in the office? J: ......er (Also more amusing as he had chronic asthma)
* Anyone know someone who'd want to buy 1.8million tonnes of aviation fuel?
* Teddy Sheringham is a good friend of mine
* Sure, I can get you a box at Middlebrough FC (3 mates come up from Cambridge to be told 40mins from kickoff 'Ah sorry, they sold the box so we cant have it'
* Seriously, I did the Wamdue Project remix for 'King of my Castle'
What a dumbass.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)
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