Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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it could be worseI went to school with two odd shoes on once without noticing
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:10,
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My brother went home from a friends partywith one of his trainers on and one of her trainers on. He's a size 8, she's a size 6. He robbed their bike to get home on too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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Oh shoes...I've done this, but to a whole new level. I actually bought two odd shoes and wore them to school for 5 weeks before someone else noticed. My mother took me back to the shop and they were quite pleased as they'd been confused by the two spare shoes they had in the stockroom. Sold me the other pair for a tenner!
I put them on every day without noticing, but once someone pointed it out they were so obviously not at all similar.
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Regger, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:44,
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