Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
I'm Spartacus!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 16:40,
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^ yeap that's him.
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waxdart hello., Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:27,
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I'm Brian!
And so's my wife!
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 18:55,
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:25,
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