Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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i told him i was a virginbecause he told me he was and i didn't want to look like a slapper.
unfortunately, he soon found out i was lying because, even more unfortunately, he was telling the truth :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:19,
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Did he find out through noticing that you seemed more experienced than you'd let on?Because surely you could've blagged it!
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not when i'm pissed i can'tand sitting crosslegged on the bed, naked, screaming "you couldn't get it up with a concrete injection!" didn't help matters.
i'm a horrible bitch sometimes :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:00,
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He was only a virgin.He should have been grateful you even gave him the time of day.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:19,
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it was one of those"my best mate's going out with your best mate" things, we kind of got thrown together
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 22:21,
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?Was it you saying "I like it that way" that gave it away...
Plus it was last wee!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:04,
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I've clicked the "I Like This" button!
Yay for rampant maulings!
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