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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you

(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)

(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Pirate
I'd been dying my hair black since I was 13 so by the time I got to year 11 I was used to people asking me if I was a "Goff" to which I'd just reply
"No I'm FootOfTim"
However out of the new intake of year 7's there were a group who were a bit annoying. They'd constantly hover around me and a few others asking if we were "Goffs" and stuff like that.

One day I was wearing a black hair band with a skull on it when the little ones approached.
"If you're not a Goff why do you wear that thing with the skull on it?"
Not being able to resist I replied,
"It's cause I'm a pirate yaaaarg!"

They seemed to like this answer because for the rest of the year whenever I walked past one of them, they'd nudge their mate and say
"See her, she's a pirate"
This resulted in me having to answer the register with "YARG!" when my form tutor found out, as he was one of their teachers.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:46, 7 replies)
Hahahahaha
yaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrg!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:05, closed)
waalk tha plaank yer salty auld sea darg! yaaaarrrrgg!
That is all.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 1:37, closed)
shiver me timbers
get yer bottle of rum fer that one me hearty hahhaaaaar!
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 2:10, closed)
Mmm Emo goth pirates
mope the plank.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, closed)
Could someone explain what year 11 and year 7 are, please?
I have no idea.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:17, closed)
You lucky, lucky bastard
year 7 is first years so have to be 11, and year 11 are 5th formers (just add 4 to the year and you have got the age you have to be to start that year)_
oh and Arrrrgh
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:24, closed)

Therefore take 6 off to get the proper year. Year 7 is 1st year.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:29, closed)

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