Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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All The Lies Are Still In Control, Thank You
In the late 90's, the girl friend moved in. In 2003, I broke up, and tried to kick her out, but seeing how she had no real prospects, countrymen, relatives, income, or friends, I took mercy and let her stay in the house.
It is convenient for her to tell her co-workers and friends we are fiancees. So, on those rare occasions when I see them, they ask when the big day is going to be. I feign deafness.
She tells her current boyfriend that I am her 'brother'. It's a convenient fiction (we don't look at all alike) and he doesn't ask questions. Probably has his own skeletons.
I don't know what she tells her creditors and the government. Probably something less than the full truth.
The whole house of cards could crumble anytime, but I don't care. Fiction is ever so more pleasant than truth. And no one would believe the truth anyway.
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:01, 1 reply)
In the late 90's, the girl friend moved in. In 2003, I broke up, and tried to kick her out, but seeing how she had no real prospects, countrymen, relatives, income, or friends, I took mercy and let her stay in the house.
It is convenient for her to tell her co-workers and friends we are fiancees. So, on those rare occasions when I see them, they ask when the big day is going to be. I feign deafness.
She tells her current boyfriend that I am her 'brother'. It's a convenient fiction (we don't look at all alike) and he doesn't ask questions. Probably has his own skeletons.
I don't know what she tells her creditors and the government. Probably something less than the full truth.
The whole house of cards could crumble anytime, but I don't care. Fiction is ever so more pleasant than truth. And no one would believe the truth anyway.
( , Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:01, 1 reply)
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