Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Well scuse me all over the place Mr realistic pants....although frankly it's less far fetched then some of the flashes of herbally enhanced inspiration I and probably many others have come up with in the past, although appplying for a job like that is at least a practical use of misguided creativity. A guy can dream, can't he?
If you must do drugs, sort out your employment options beforehand.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:35, 1 reply)
Indeedand, as it happens, my own employment is owed to a particularly heinous untruth - No drugs mind.
But don't worry, they'll probably flush me out at the spending review, shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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