Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I used to have a really good mate from Uni called Ruth.........and in turn she had a good mate from home called Sarah. They used to go out round Derby (where I went to Uni) pretending they were Italian in an attempt to pull blokes and get free drinks. For some reason I got roped into this one evening despite me protesting that it wouldn't work with a bloke in tow. Anyhow we me met up with a bunch of lads with a couple girls with them. Sarah and Ruth went off and did their thing and the girls came over to me. Unfortunately one of them, the really really pretty one, was studying Italian at Nottingham University and after spouting what seemed like War and Peace at me in the form of a question the only thing I could think of bouncing back at her were the words "Alfa Romeo".
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 14:24,
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NotHonda Accordio? :)
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Busted-o!(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 22:43, closed)
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