Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
I will not buy this record
It is scratched.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:26,
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My nipples tingle with delight
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:27,
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Drop your panties Sir Arthur
I cannot wait until lunchtime!!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:32,
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You have lovely thighs.
I am no longer infected.
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DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:27,
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