Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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When I was young I went to a different school to you.It was terrible. All the girls were going out with nerdy boys from your school, and half the boys had transferred from your school after they got caught wanking in the toilets.
It was nice having all the female teachers that had sex with a kid at your school and had to leave though.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 15:59, 2 replies)
I think that pretty much covers it.*needs more keys to Chemistry cupboard*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 16:34,
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Did we go to the same school?We had a female PE teacher who, rumour had it, was sacked from her previous school for having sex with some sixth form boys.
Oddly though the only person she was seen with outside school.when she taught us was a girl
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 17:28, closed)
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