Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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Pretending to be IrishNoctu reminded me of this'un.
When I was in high school I did a lot of theatre stuff and worked part time at KFC. One night I came in for a shift and I was introduced to our new manager (who turned out to be a psycho bitch, but anyway). Because the play my class was currently doing was Irish, I'd been speaking in a fairly realistic accent all day and, rather than greeting my new boss in my normal voice, I gave her a hearty "Top o' the mornin' to ya!"
I immediately apologised and told her that I was just joking, but from that day onwards she swore that I actually was Irish and that my natural speaking voice was fake, to the point where she'd get angry and yell at me to "USE YOUR REAL VOICE!" She probably still thinks I'm not a New Zealander, despite my thick, natural accent.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 3:42, 1 reply)
If that's what you said then your sense of realism requires a hammer, what was the play?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:37, closed)
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