There's a guy works down the chip shop
He swears he's Elvis.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:28, 8 replies)

RIP Kirsty.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:25, closed)

Indeed.
Right down the middle with a rotorblade.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:27, closed)

There's a guy works down the Rivendell
He swears he's Elvish.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:01, closed)

Go to your room
And think about what you've just said.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:05, closed)

There's a dyslexic guy down our chop shop
Swears he's Evil
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:06, closed)

Actually
No there isn't. That's a lie.

Sorry!
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 11:07, closed)

Poor, wonderful Kirsty...
Her 'Greatest Hits' is one of my all time faves. I even own a spare copy of her CV in case of emergencies. And the guy who ran her over with the speedboat in Mexico was the playboy son of some wealthy local potentate. They paid someone else a wodge of cash to do the time on his behalf. She deserved better than that - a lot better.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:35, closed)

poor kirsty
co-singer of the one christmas song to always make me smile
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:20, closed)