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Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'm Fidel Castro and I have a squad of elite commandos secreted up my arse. I also shot JFK.
A. Prior
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:03, 7 replies)
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and Elvis the Turd. Soooo many memories of trying and failing to contain my mirth on the train, reading what would have appeared to most (before Viz went Supernova) as a child's comic. They must have thought I was 'special'.
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"The Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats".
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Also, Tinribs, Oswald Mosely the Blackshirt Funnyman and, of course, Top Tips.
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"Pour on a spot of evolution and ... Hey presto! The monkey has evoluted into a man!"
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