Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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VizI'm Fidel Castro and I have a squad of elite commandos secreted up my arse. I also shot JFK.
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Aldridge Prior?Ahh, takes me back.
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...I am the Nolan Sisters.
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Oh, and there was Victor Mature...and Elvis the Turd. Soooo many memories of trying and failing to contain my mirth on the train, reading what would have appeared to most (before Viz went Supernova) as a child's comic. They must have thought I was 'special'.
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You absolutely cannot go wrong with a magazine that features a comic strip entitled"The Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:30,
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Legendary storyAlso, Tinribs, Oswald Mosely the Blackshirt Funnyman and, of course, Top Tips.
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Indeedand also "Jeremy Spake's Fat Fucking Face"
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CF Charlie Darwin - the hoot of C19th Biological Science"Pour on a spot of evolution and ... Hey presto! The monkey has evoluted into a man!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:30,
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