Lies that got out of control
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
Ever claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
( , Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I'm not sure it was "out of control" as such...
...but telling my friend at school that my dad drove an old Volvo estate and did not in fact have a Porsche 917 (as raced by Steve McQueen in the film Le Mans", only to get the answer "Yes he has, I've seen it!" puzzled me somewhat :)
EDIT: Ooh, candle day!
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:49, 2 replies)
...but telling my friend at school that my dad drove an old Volvo estate and did not in fact have a Porsche 917 (as raced by Steve McQueen in the film Le Mans", only to get the answer "Yes he has, I've seen it!" puzzled me somewhat :)
EDIT: Ooh, candle day!
( , Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:49, 2 replies)
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