Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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DO ITSeeing as I was born in Cornwall (haven't lived there fer aboot 5 years) This seems highly amusing. Switch Welsh and Scottish, too!
Although I'm terrible with accents myself.
*First day of school in Bristol*
Me:" Hi, I'm DerpyDoo, I just moved 'ere from Cornwall" (Intensity of accent unknown, you never notice your own, do you?)
Random Chav: "Oh. My. Gawd. Yoo Sownds jest loik a farmer!
Me: *Look of disgust*
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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:33,
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