PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Cross CoUNTry Running. 11 year olds:1 PE teachers: Nil.Going to a school at the edge of the Pennines, surrounded by mile upon mile of undulating fields gave our PE teachers so many possibilities when it came to routes for our Cross Country running.
But as you can confuse a PE teacher by asking them the time ours chose the route to be 5 or 6 laps of the cricket & hockey pitch.
Every time.
At the furthest distance (probably 600 meters away) from where the teachers were overseeing the events (i.e chatting up the female PE teachers) was one of the hockey nets. Our Hockey nets had a 2 ft wooden back and side to catch the ball. It's impressive how many kids you can hide, lying down behind those nets.
To this day I can never understand how they didn't notice that although 40 kids started the race only 10 kids at any one time were actually running round until the final lap.
Idiots.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:16,
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