PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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PE Cross DressingAmongst some of the PE related 'law of the playgorund' at my school was that you never ever, under any circumstances wore y fronts when you had PE- it HAD to be boxer shorts as per late 80s/early 90s fashion and that if you didnt want to do PE you conveniently forgot your kit...
So wearing a far too big pair of boxers myself and a chum stroll upto the PE office and say we've forgotten our kit
'Oh bad luck boys we've got no spare boys kit ' says Mr Jones the action man-alike ex Royal marine who taught us PE
'We'll have to sit it out then sir? Oh shame I really enjoy playing hockey too' says I with a smug little smirk on my face
'No I said we didnt have any spare BOYS kit-you two can do it in these' says Jones handing us two tiny girls PE skirts and equally tiny polo shirts
So off we go to play hockey dressed as schoolgirls with, due to wearing totally unsupportive boxer shorts, our undercarriages swinging in the breeze for everyone to see and remind us of at every fucking opptunity up until our early 20s
Im pretty sure Mr Jones would have been bollocked for sexual assault or something these days
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:11,
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