All PE teachers...
...are bullies or pervs. Or both.

I was a late developer and my PE teacher Mr Welshgit used to delight in taking the piss out of my hairless cock when I was in the shower.
The nickname he gave me - "No-Pubes" - didn't help my chances with the girls at all.

My 19 year old sister asked me if Mr Welshgit was my PE teacher and I said he was and asked why she wanted to know. She replied "I got off with him last Friday in the Dark Lantern" (local pub).
She also told me she was hoping to see him again.
They apparently had indulged in some rather vigorous nocturnal PE...

The next PE lesson I casually mentioned to Mr Welshgit that my sister said to say hi. There was mild surprise on his his face that an underdeveloped spotty yoof such as I was the brother of the girl he had spent Friday exercising his love muscle with.

His expression changed to abject horror when I insisted she was only 15.

He stood her up on their already arranged next date and never gave me a hard time again.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, 8 replies)

This
is brilliant.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:35, closed)

Surely...
...not The Dark Lantern in Aylesbury?
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:38, closed)

Yep...
...Aylesbury. The Dark Lantern was also known as Drug Land back in the days of the Friars rock club.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:46, closed)

Ha-ha!
The power of local knowledge. It's now a gay bar called "Mango"; how times change...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:34, closed)

Gay old Aylesbury...
...I was in Aylesbury last year on one of my infrequent visits to the town I used to call home.
Didn't visit that pub but I guess 'Mango' is a clever name for a gay bar.
I guess a lesbian only bar could be called "No Mangoes"?

When I was a teenager the only gay pub was opposite the Odeon cinema. The local yobs coming out of the Odeon took great delight in bashing anyone who used that pub.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 10:17, closed)

Would that have been...
...The Oddfellows Arms? Could have been a clue in the name perhaps...

It's now a Dominos Pizza outlet. How times change...(again)
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:39, closed)

Yep...
...Oddfellows Arms it was. Would never have remembered that, but the name was rather apt I guess!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:19, closed)

WIN!
made me smile, anyways
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 7:38, closed)