Showers and cotton balls
Ah...PE...school...Apart from the lesbian PE teacher they were not too bad..you had to wear massive knickers thou...'gym knickers'..and they made you look like the back end of a bus..you could however wear a gym skirt over the top...if you were 'on'...so you had the choice of looking like a twat in apple catchers OR you could wear a nice sexy short skirt...which meant you were bleeding..WIN either way..
Anyway..the showers were the worst thing. No teenage girl really wants to get naked in front of each other so in order to avoid the humiliation of flashing your underdeveloped bosom and either non existent/or bushy pubic hair in front of each other we used to go in the showers and splash water over us....we then had to go and see the teacher who would look at our skin to see if it was wet enough to warrant us actually having had a shower!!
looking back on it...It pretty much seems like mass humiliation..but i guess they had our 'hygiene' in mind..
One poor girl who was very petite obviously got very paranoid about being a tittless wonder and decided it would be a good idea to put cotton wool down her bra....not plain white cotton wool.......multi coloured balls....so when she got undressed her white training bra looked like a bag of lucky charms....we of course took pity on her plight and immediately sympathized and she was forever after known as 'rainbow tits'....
Girls can be so cruel...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 2:17, 5 replies)

A sentence only needs one full stop at the end.
Overuse of ellipses makes it read like the incoherent ramblings of a reeking bus nutter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:40, closed)

I reek.
I also lick windows....
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:21, closed)

Schoolboy fantasy destroyed!
What do you mean "No teenage girl really wants to get naked in front of each other"?

Please tell me you are joking - I don't think I can cope if that long held belief is taken away from me.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:53, closed)

Fantasy restored!
Sorry. What I meant to say was "No teenage girl wants to get naked in front of each other while the pervy Lesbian PE teacher watches with her hand down her Lacoste trakky bottoms. ALL teenage girls want to be naked in front of each other in a nice warm softly lit bedroom while pillow fighting on a sleepover"
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 22:24, closed)

Thank heavens!
Thanks for clearing that up - I could hardly sleep last night with disappointment. I won't ditch my shares in Kleenex just yet.

..... goes back to lurking.......
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:29, closed)