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This is a question PE Lessons

For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.

Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.

(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Um, actually, you're wrong...
I was a county cross country runner, college football first XI player, club level tennis player, second eleven cricketer and until recently I was captain and goalie of a division 1 five a side team. I now no longer indulge in sport owing to accumulated injuries, but I was good at PE.

I now have a responsible, well-paid job, and a family I look after. I have a happy son, who is well fed and cared for, with no worries about bills or anything like that. He has the best possible chance of growing up successful. I have a nice BMW to drive in, and travel across Europe. I make money for me and my company, and generally add to the wellbeing of society with my 40% tax contributions.

I'd call that worthwhile.

Now, adjust your mascara and get back beneath your rock.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:17, 4 replies)
serious flaw
you drive a BMW, therefore you are a cock. sorry mate
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:35, closed)
You have a point, actually...
But, on the other hand, it is rather swish, and safe in the event of an accident.

I'm saving for a Porsche... (!)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
Why does driving a BMW make him a cock?
Bit of a generalisation isn't it?

I imagine the people that call BMW drivers cocks can't actually afford a BMW themselves. Jealousy perhaps? ;)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 18:00, closed)
I think that there
are quite a few generalisations from people on this thread.

I think these generalisations are often formed from jealousy, resentment and bitterness...

And a life that has involved too many "cult comedies".
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:35, closed)
:)
Star Trek Boxed Set and a life size Lara Croft model, or the deposit for a Beemer? I know which one I'd choose. :)
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:03, closed)
I
owned a beemer for a month, and instantly turned into a cock, so i sold it.

indicators seem to be an optional feature owners opt out of
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:06, closed)
To be fair.
I have more problems on the roads with the decrepit fools that drive Nissan Micras and Chevrolet Matiz's, than I do with BMW or other high end car drivers.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:18, closed)
i always try to indicate
which is why i don't crash. Having a nice motor simply means comfort and safety. My wife has a mini cooper, also a beemer. Lovely runabout for her and the boy. I agree with Bastardo, most bad driving is done in shit cars. People with no interest in what they drive, or in cars worth nothing, are more likely to drive badly.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:33, closed)
"I now no longer indulge in sport owing to accumulated images"
Have you been caught for downloading child porn or something? :-)
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:49, closed)
Freudian Slip
I'm at work, and was discussing pictures with someone. I meant injuries, and will now correct. Oops... But thanks so much for the heads up.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
Croissant?

(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:54, closed)
Like I said.
A life of boring suburban virtue and a BMW. Bully for you, but not, I'm afraid, remotely worthwhile in the great scheme of things.
(, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 19:40, closed)
Plus a load of cash,
not a bad recovery from drugs, rehab and prisons.

Also, "worthwhile" is living a life that benefits your family, keeps them safe and comfortable, makes you wealthy and happy, and causes no harm to others. It's simple really.

Although, of course, a life of computer programming and bitching about those that excluded you as a teenager is far more significant...

Go on son, off you go and touch up your mascara... Tell you what, do you want me to buy you a My Chemical Romance cd too?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:27, closed)

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