PE Lessons
For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Um, actually, you're wrong...
I was a county cross country runner, college football first XI player, club level tennis player, second eleven cricketer and until recently I was captain and goalie of a division 1 five a side team. I now no longer indulge in sport owing to accumulated injuries, but I was good at PE.
I now have a responsible, well-paid job, and a family I look after. I have a happy son, who is well fed and cared for, with no worries about bills or anything like that. He has the best possible chance of growing up successful. I have a nice BMW to drive in, and travel across Europe. I make money for me and my company, and generally add to the wellbeing of society with my 40% tax contributions.
I'd call that worthwhile.
Now, adjust your mascara and get back beneath your rock.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:17, 4 replies)
I was a county cross country runner, college football first XI player, club level tennis player, second eleven cricketer and until recently I was captain and goalie of a division 1 five a side team. I now no longer indulge in sport owing to accumulated injuries, but I was good at PE.
I now have a responsible, well-paid job, and a family I look after. I have a happy son, who is well fed and cared for, with no worries about bills or anything like that. He has the best possible chance of growing up successful. I have a nice BMW to drive in, and travel across Europe. I make money for me and my company, and generally add to the wellbeing of society with my 40% tax contributions.
I'd call that worthwhile.
Now, adjust your mascara and get back beneath your rock.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:17, 4 replies)
serious flaw
you drive a BMW, therefore you are a cock. sorry mate
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:35, closed)
you drive a BMW, therefore you are a cock. sorry mate
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:35, closed)
You have a point, actually...
But, on the other hand, it is rather swish, and safe in the event of an accident.
I'm saving for a Porsche... (!)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
But, on the other hand, it is rather swish, and safe in the event of an accident.
I'm saving for a Porsche... (!)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
Why does driving a BMW make him a cock?
Bit of a generalisation isn't it?
I imagine the people that call BMW drivers cocks can't actually afford a BMW themselves. Jealousy perhaps? ;)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 18:00, closed)
Bit of a generalisation isn't it?
I imagine the people that call BMW drivers cocks can't actually afford a BMW themselves. Jealousy perhaps? ;)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 18:00, closed)
I think that there
are quite a few generalisations from people on this thread.
I think these generalisations are often formed from jealousy, resentment and bitterness...
And a life that has involved too many "cult comedies".
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:35, closed)
are quite a few generalisations from people on this thread.
I think these generalisations are often formed from jealousy, resentment and bitterness...
And a life that has involved too many "cult comedies".
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:35, closed)
:)
Star Trek Boxed Set and a life size Lara Croft model, or the deposit for a Beemer? I know which one I'd choose. :)
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:03, closed)
Star Trek Boxed Set and a life size Lara Croft model, or the deposit for a Beemer? I know which one I'd choose. :)
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:03, closed)
I
owned a beemer for a month, and instantly turned into a cock, so i sold it.
indicators seem to be an optional feature owners opt out of
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:06, closed)
owned a beemer for a month, and instantly turned into a cock, so i sold it.
indicators seem to be an optional feature owners opt out of
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 13:06, closed)
To be fair.
I have more problems on the roads with the decrepit fools that drive Nissan Micras and Chevrolet Matiz's, than I do with BMW or other high end car drivers.
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:18, closed)
I have more problems on the roads with the decrepit fools that drive Nissan Micras and Chevrolet Matiz's, than I do with BMW or other high end car drivers.
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:18, closed)
i always try to indicate
which is why i don't crash. Having a nice motor simply means comfort and safety. My wife has a mini cooper, also a beemer. Lovely runabout for her and the boy. I agree with Bastardo, most bad driving is done in shit cars. People with no interest in what they drive, or in cars worth nothing, are more likely to drive badly.
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:33, closed)
which is why i don't crash. Having a nice motor simply means comfort and safety. My wife has a mini cooper, also a beemer. Lovely runabout for her and the boy. I agree with Bastardo, most bad driving is done in shit cars. People with no interest in what they drive, or in cars worth nothing, are more likely to drive badly.
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:33, closed)
"I now no longer indulge in sport owing to accumulated images"
Have you been caught for downloading child porn or something? :-)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:49, closed)
Have you been caught for downloading child porn or something? :-)
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:49, closed)
Freudian Slip
I'm at work, and was discussing pictures with someone. I meant injuries, and will now correct. Oops... But thanks so much for the heads up.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
I'm at work, and was discussing pictures with someone. I meant injuries, and will now correct. Oops... But thanks so much for the heads up.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:04, closed)
Like I said.
A life of boring suburban virtue and a BMW. Bully for you, but not, I'm afraid, remotely worthwhile in the great scheme of things.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 19:40, closed)
A life of boring suburban virtue and a BMW. Bully for you, but not, I'm afraid, remotely worthwhile in the great scheme of things.
( , Tue 24 Nov 2009, 19:40, closed)
Plus a load of cash,
not a bad recovery from drugs, rehab and prisons.
Also, "worthwhile" is living a life that benefits your family, keeps them safe and comfortable, makes you wealthy and happy, and causes no harm to others. It's simple really.
Although, of course, a life of computer programming and bitching about those that excluded you as a teenager is far more significant...
Go on son, off you go and touch up your mascara... Tell you what, do you want me to buy you a My Chemical Romance cd too?
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:27, closed)
not a bad recovery from drugs, rehab and prisons.
Also, "worthwhile" is living a life that benefits your family, keeps them safe and comfortable, makes you wealthy and happy, and causes no harm to others. It's simple really.
Although, of course, a life of computer programming and bitching about those that excluded you as a teenager is far more significant...
Go on son, off you go and touch up your mascara... Tell you what, do you want me to buy you a My Chemical Romance cd too?
( , Wed 25 Nov 2009, 5:27, closed)
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