hmm.
- Incredibly fat people waddling from side to side when you're trying to walk past them.
- People standing around chatting in the supermarket or shopping center. THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET PAST HERE YOU GASSY LITTLE CUNTS!
- People who drive with their nose two inches from the windscreen. WHY?
- Readers of the Daily Mail/Sun/etc - people who habitually use the words 'SCUMBAG' and 'YOB' and 'PAEDO' in conversation.
- People who are hugely against drugs, yet go out and get so pissed they can't see every Friday and Saturday night.
- Children walking around with little tiny telephones pretending they're boomboxes. It makes me piss myself with mirth, but it's still annoying.
- Windows. See, I work for a software house. People pay a lot of money for our software, and when it goes wrong they can speak to us on the phone. So why can't Microsoft do the same thing? And more to the point, why does it go wrong in the first place?
- Vacant bitches who constantly dote on their appearance. WHEN WILL THEY REALISE THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH THEY GET THEIR HAIR DONE, OR HAVE PRETTY NAILS, OR TITJOBS - NO MAN WILL FUCK THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY AS FUCK ON THE INSIDE???!!!!
- Old people in cars. I don't think they're safe. They should be forced to ride bikes or trikes instead - then, when they crash, they'll be forced to take responsibility for their own actions.
As a biker myself, I have nearly been killed on many occasions by doddering old farts pulling out of junctions without looking or stopping in the middle of the road with no warning or signal, to pull into a parking space.
- Mouthy, obnoxious teenagers. You know - the 14 year olds that take the piss or go around acting 'ard. No word of a lie, if it were legal I'd happily kill every one of them just for a laugh.
- Parents who can't control their brats. IF IT'S SCREAMING, KICK IT IN THE TEETH! It's not hard to understand.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:03, 3 replies)

argh
people who make their posts so hard on the eyes are a bit of a pet peeve...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:06, closed)

Click for the "Mouthy, obnoxious teenagers" comment
you know when you walk by a group and you get "nice shoes/hair/whatever"...Yes, I would kill them. Probably because i'm 31 and that sort of pointless insult still gets to me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:09, closed)

ooh
Good rant my man. Have a click.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:38, closed)