Inappropriate cubicle etiquette
I can't stand it when people use the middle of three cubicles in the toilet. Freaks.

The last thing I want to do is listen to someone dropping his kids off. Or struggle with a urinary infection. And I sure as fuck don't want to smell the curry and 8 lagers he had the night before.

Worse still I don't want that dirty fecker listening to MY ablutions. Rolling out a good turd can be a pleasurable experience - I like to enjoy it without an audience.

It's almost as if these freaks get off on the whole "toilet experience". It's not a pleasant thought to consider someone jerking off to your toilet concert. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

If all the cubicles are free go to one of the fecking end ones you toilet lurking freak!

P.S. I have such a person in my office. I know who he is. The dirty fecker.
(Mean Mad Mutski, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:33, Reply)