A Menstural cycle
Isn't something with a basket on the front...

What is it about the TV adverts which suggest that all of a sudden a usually incospicous woman will suddenly dress in brightly coloured lycra and either rollerblade along the street with a brace of dalmatians or immediately seek out an aeroplane from which to leap out of while yelling "Whhhhhhhhhoooooooa!" and grinning like she's just won the lottery?

If periods are that great, why can't I have one?

Tourette's you should seriously contemplate stand up comedy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 2 May 2008, 12:03, Reply)