Fat Vs Thin
There's been a few posts on this all ready so I thought I'd give you my take.

Obese people, of either sex, or fucking disgusting - without the fucking. If I have to roll some bitch in flour and the aim for where it stuck, you're too fat.

If I have to say:

"For fucks sake - fart and give me a clue"

You're too fat.

Conversely, if, when you're standing on one leg taking your knickers off, and your leg snaps, you're probably anorexic. Drink some fucking milk.

From a purely (personal) sexual-attractiveness point of view, women need tits. If they don't have them, I'm not interested. I also like some flesh on my women - looking at your rib cage makes me want to break-out my xylophone hammers, not fuck you.

But, and this is important, a woman's body needs to be in harmony to look good. Probably one of the most grotesque things I can think of is a skinny woman with breast implants. You look like a hentai image.

And yes, I know, this is a terribly sexist, imagist, "you only think of women as sex objects" kind of post. And it probably is.

But I've noticed myself, more and more, having my eyes drawn towards particularly skinny girls when I'm out with the Mrs. Exactly the way my eyes are drawn to really obese women. And the same thought goes through my head.

"For fuck's sake, eat a pie. Ask the fat bitch - she's probably got some in her handbag"

I'm going to hell.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:26, 3 replies)

Don't
worry, I think they are doing a bulk discount on the tickets.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:35, closed)

St Kilda
From the sounds of it you've spent a bit to much time round that area!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:36, closed)

S'truth
I've always found a quiet delight in listening to the double standards relating to female attractivness and the responses thereto.

"But Gillian's a really lovely girl, you're telling me you don't fancy her because of her weight ? She's only a size 24, how shallow are you ?"

Followed swiftly by the "Well of course Tara said no! How can I put this, we never see you down at the gym do we...?"
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:55, closed)