A few
Old People: You have every hour of the day to yourself, so why do you insist on going to the bank or post office during my lunch hour, faffing around with your purse and your paperwork trying to find what your account balance is? I work average office hours, 9 'til 5, so if I need a blood test I get to the hospital for 8am. Why are you all there as well?!?! What do you have to do for the rest of the day that necessitates you being there so early?!!? And sell your bloody Rover as well, you're not capable of driving it safely anymore.

Toilet Freshener ads: Particularly the poorly dubbed one with the kid on the toilet, pinching his nose going "Peeeeew". We know shit stinks. I don't like to think that you are sitting there with a freshly laid turd, stinking up the toilet.

My 'eco' girlfriend: Who I have to follow around the house, turning off lights that she has switched on. Open. The. Curtains. Then she complains that I don't recycle my beer bottles.

Holding open doors: If I hold a door open for you, say thank you. Otherwise next time I see you, I will let the door close in your face.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:31, Reply)