Oh for fuck's sake
I composed a beauty of a rant this morning on my way to work. It was eloquent, full of bile and came with a side serving of pithy observations on modern life.

The second I sat down at my desk, I forgot every single word of it. I can't even remember what it was about.

Fuckwit.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:40, 5 replies)

I HATE THIS POST!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:43, closed)

That's
a bit mean, Mr Monkeysex.

Can I try to rekindle your approval by thinking of a suitable story to post? Or have I just gone too far?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

I was only kidding
I like it alot.

:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:46, closed)

phew
*breathes sigh of relief and waves at bert*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:53, closed)

*waves back*
*curses himself for trying to be funny in an ironic sense and offending a good lady*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 2 May 2008, 15:13, closed)