Dogs and Groups
Forgot these earlier.

Dogs annoy me, and therefore are becoming the object of my loathing very rapidly indeed. Here come the reasons:

Drool
Barking
Moulting
Smell
Overly Affectionate
The whole alpha male/female thing - you're always in competition with what is, essentially, a guest.
Begging - even when trained not to they still look at you longingly when you're eating
Clearing up dog poo when I've taken my in-laws dog out. They're on holiday at the moment, so this is a twice daily event.
Chavs own aggressive ones - that eat children/babies/furniture etc. I know this is the owners' fault for not training them properly, but see "Alpha male" section above.

Closely tied into this is being labelled a "cat person" - I do like cats but so what? This is just dog-people putting people into groups, or "packs" as I call them.

Which leads us neatly onto Groups (of people):

Loud
Take up huge areas of pavement/pub/whatever
Always have loud gobshite "alpha" character who is opionated and invariably one of the stupidest. Tied to this is the way people vie for attention when in groups, only to say something completely pointless
People's personality changes in groups: look at the meek people who become braying loudmouths at football matches.
Attract people who "need to fit in and be noticed".

That is all. Go about your buisness and for God's sake, DISPERSE!
( DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:09, 1 reply)

Begging
bad.

Humans giving in to begging. Mind-numbingly annoying.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:12, closed)