Jeremy Clarkson
Not really through him being the oafish shepherd of a particularly British idiot sheep, but for having a head that is scarily reminiscent of a genital infection I had in the early nineties which necessitated a shaved patch in my pubic garden to apply cream....

Its cleared up now, ladies.
(trumplefahrt, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:35, 1 reply)

Amazingly I have no problem with Clarkson
despite waking up from a rude dream about him some time ago clutching the side of Mr Maladicta's bed and with a look on my face like a terrified weasel.

He still likes to point and yell "POWER" while making inappropriate gestures when we watch Top Gear.
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:50, closed)