patronising signs at work
there's one in our shitter that reads exactly like this,

"PLEASE HOLD THE
FLUSH BUTTON DOWN
WHEN YOU HAVE
DONE
NUMBER TWO'S SO
THE TOILET
THEN GETS A FULL
FLUSH"
(powertiger, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:29, 4 replies)

and...
no apostrophe needed in TWOS.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:35, closed)

Oh yes, being patronised
I dislike that immensely. It gets filed under stupidity in my brain.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 2 May 2008, 16:35, closed)

hahaha
good one lol! i hate work places ps,
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is an idiot, he doesnt like anything
(conzo21, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:52, closed)

We had this
"DO NOT BITE SEAT OR SCRATCH DOOR AND WALLS"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, closed)