Worse than all the above
Striking fucking tube drivers.

They're paid £30k to press start and stop a few times.

How the fuck can you find reason to strike when you've clearly landed the skiviest job in history?

Funnily enough these strikes always seem to be scheduled for barbecue or pub session days - sorry, I mean Bank Holidays. Isn't that the weirdest thing?

PS people who spell it 'wierd' can cock off an' all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 May 2008, 16:31, Reply)