All children
Any and all children. Babies. Crawlers. Toddlers with stupid middle class parents who talk loudly to them. "We're just getting off a packed train full of commuters going to their shitty work, darling! We're going to the park because we're so smugly rich we don't need to work! Look darling, see how mummy's conversation with you makes commuters want to dig out their eyes with ice-cold spoons?"

Teenagers annoy the living shit out of me too. What makes this pet peeve particularly arduous is that I am a teacher.
I acknowledge there may be some nice children out there but they are so few and far between that its hardly even worth mentioning. I prefer rats, to be honest.
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:59, Reply)