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I find it odd that many people won’t marry their friends, as if the initial awkwardness of boning their best mate is their vision of hell, yet they’re more than happy to make a pledge for ‘forever after’ with a bloke whose pubic hair is more intimate than his eyes.

Now that is a great way of phrasing it. Have a click of such velocity that it would make Superman boggle.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 2 May 2008, 18:49, Reply)