Scooters and stuff
They are noisy, they go slower than a bike, and you look an unadulterated twunt while on one. There simply is no need for them.

Ringtones. Proper plinky plonky ones, why? I understand maybe you want a personalised tunes, but make it decent or make it quiet.

Girls at Cash points. There are 2 or 3 simple questions, none new. So why so long? Keep your accounts in order. Decide what you want before you get there. Save everyone's time.

Thick students who expect spoon feeding. Luckily my teaching is unchecked and I can use a subtle mix of humiliation, belittlement and tyranny to make their hour as uncomfortable as possible. If you are at Uni, surely it is to learn and not just sit in rooms with other bored people.

Slow or inconsiderate drivers. Roads although dangerous are not too difficult, just follow the basic rules and you'll be fine. Don't feck around reversing suddenly back into me, not indicating when I could do with that information before I plough into you. I tend to bike around, so don't be surprised when I make that turn just a bit harder for you or stop you overtaking until I think you deserve chance to get past.

While I'm on the subject, cuntfaces who overtake me on my bike at a eleventy gazillion miles an hour and 3 inches off my bar ends. It does little for my heart, and one day I'll just nip out past that parked car or pothole and under you, just because you can't be arsed to pull out that extra foot. You are a cunt, thoroughbred.

And another thing, cars that overtake me just as I come up to a parked car, not really being run into a half tonne lump of steel is great fun. no really. I love that mad panic brake to avoid the crash coupled with being nearly run over. Terrific fun for all the family.

Girls who spend their lives whinging, trying to make their boyfriends/hair/lives better by moaning at anyone listening or not. Head over heels for Mrs NM, because she is so relaxed and easy to get along with.

People who don't hold doors and the like. I don't expect Hilton treatment, but when it is no effort to hold the door, just try it. Then next time I'll do it for you, although I'll still spit in your coffee.

Call centres. Your call is important. Cunt off is it. If it was so important you'd hire extra student pike scumbags to randomly mash buttons until I could speak to someone who pretends to care. I once spent 2 hours on the phone to 3 mobiles boys (carphone warehouse phone).

3 mobile. Cunts. No explanation, makes me too angry.

Gingers.

People who go to work in the city doing nothing but making more work for the bloke next to them. Can't help but think we'd all be better off doing jobs that matter instead of trying to make the insurance quote 10p cheaper or whatever these monkeys do.

Glossy magazines. 'Madonna walks chihuahua in Regents Park' that translates as 'Woman walks dog' to me. Celebrities may be a little intriguing, but only inside the context of their profession. I don't care is Jude Law has bought a new car, or some Z list has a spot. It isn't news, it isn't even gossip.

I'm an angry man and need to go out for fresh air before my blood pressure blows like a $2 whore.
(Neostenine's maker, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:21, 6 replies)

Oi!
Stop with the ginger hating. We are ace! :)
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:23, closed)

Agree with all
except the gingers. That's the only one which is not a choice.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 19:30, closed)

Yeah, what's up with ginger bashing?
Must be one of those weird English things, as over here redheads are generally not considered remarkable, and there's an entire fetish built around redheaded women.

Why do you people hate gingers?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 May 2008, 19:31, closed)

Re Gingers
Alright. My opinion is wildly skewed as I work with the most irritating bloke ever, including me. He's a ginger. He was in today. He promised he wouldn't be. GTA 4 couldn't keep him.

Just to prove the point, some of the hottest ladies I have seen have been gingers. For some reason, gingers seem to either make a good effort with their locks, or none.

Consider the gingers ones retracted pending revision on a happy day for me.
(Neostenine's maker, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:39, closed)

Soap Operas
Soap Operas piss me off as well. Same plotlines recyclesbut with different blonde bimbo bundling her lines past some barely shaved orangutan busying himself dragging his knuckles past the camera. I've seen more convincing lines...everywhere. A 2 year old with its hand in the biscuit barrel is more believable, and yet 20 million numbskulls tune in religiously, every week. Its not like its a one off!
(Neostenine's maker, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:45, closed)

Those who cant teach
"I can use a subtle mix of humiliation, belittlement and tyranny to make their hour as uncomfortable as possible."

Well, thats a way to completely turn them off wanting to learn. I've had experience of this brand of "teaching" and it had a profound effect on me.

Perhaps you should consider another line of employment if your only reward is to belittle others?
(shadders, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:19, closed)