"Cheer up, it might never happen"
how the fuck do you know it hasn't already?

Am I supposed to wander around with a permanent inane grin? No, thanks.

I usually ignore this remark. Only once did I respond. Standing outside a Hospice where a family member was dying by inches, some arse addressed me thusly. For god's sake, I was outside a Hospice. Not one of the patients was ever going to get better. I looked the twat up and down, then delivered a pithy "fuck off" in his general direction. He fucked off.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 19:28, 3 replies)

Argh
I got this all the time working in bars. I am not a smiley person, that doesn't mean i am unhappy. That and 'give us a smile love'. No, i am working in a shitty job for peanuts, i will not give you a smile!
This is why i no longer work in customer related services.
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:31, closed)

Argghhh!
My least favourite is...

Live every day as if its your last

Lets just think through the consquences of that, etc...
(Neostenine's maker, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:36, closed)

The twat who made my life hell in school
used to love to tell me "just smile and you'll feel better!". No, it does NOT make you feel better.

Also up there with "forgive and forget" and "get over it" - yes, that's what I'm trying to do, if you would leave me alone to do it!

I feel yet another post coming on...
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 20:05, closed)