Pensioners
Who travel once a decade and choose the railway network to make that journey. They prebooked their seat 8 months ago but still get on the wrong coach, stomp the life out of anything and anyone in their way, carry enough luggage to embarrass Phileas Fogg AND at least three carrier bags from a populist supermarket chain. They then treat their seat as if it was a strategic hilltop captured at great cost by the Americans during the Korean War.
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