^ A thousand sympathies.
When I was in sixth form my then best friend and champion slag of the universe introduced me to her latest victim boyfriend, who was typical of the local chavs:

"James, this is Maladicta - Maladicta, this is James."
"You're really small!"
"You're observant aren't you?"

She never introduced me to any of her boyfriends after that. Score.
( Maladicta, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:44, Reply)