coffee
Its too early for me. I am queuing for coffee, I want it black and strong to wake me up.

I want a coffee not fucking long wait. "ooh I want a double decaf mocca-chocca-lotta-poncachino with cream on top. do you have change fr a fifty?"

fuck you, fuck you, you time wasting turds. Thats not a coffee its a milkshake/slush puppy, and if I'm not mistaken you want the sweetshop you immature cunt. thats right the sweetshop, its just down the road. the coffee shop is for grownups.

Every morning I go to get a coffee, and get served by the same lady. every time I say 'black no sugar please' and proffer exact change her face lights up.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 2 May 2008, 21:56, 6 replies)

And then there are
the ones who order about five of these for their group. So while the counter person is faffing about with this shit and making a noise like a Tomahawk cruise missile, the line builds and builds and builds...

Come on, restaurants. Grow some spine. Ban the use of these things until at least 10:00 when the rest of the world has had at least one cup. If the silly little twit stomps off in a huff and you lose her business, you'll more than make up for it in customers buying plain old coffee that takes five seconds to pour.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 May 2008, 22:04, closed)

^ please emigrate to the uk
so you can be our leader
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:13, closed)

I'm just wondering why you don't make coffee at home.
Get a coffee maker that has a timer, put in the grounds and water the night before, set the timer, and viola! Fresh coffee when you wake up.

This saves the time you would be going to the coffee shop and standing in line. It also saves money because it is cheaper to buy the expensive beans, grind them yourself and brew it at home than it is to buy at a coffee shop.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 3 May 2008, 1:25, closed)

Why would you need to set a viola?
;-)
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:51, closed)

Denis Leary
"I want a coffee flavoured coffee".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRjebToJYGk
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 3 May 2008, 7:31, closed)

flirting with badgers
I do brew my own at home, but I have to re-caffeineate every hour or I slip into a coma
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:55, closed)