brit flicks.
Most movies are made on the assumption that the only people stupid enough to go and see them are 14/15 year old boys.

Thats why 95% of films are either

A group of spoilt, self absorbed high school losers, are Inexplicably not drowning in fanny. To rectify this they commandeer someones house for a party, invite over some mostly silicone strippers and ply them with a mixture of rohipnol and mad dog 20/20.

or

A maverick police Sargent, tried of being held back by habius corpus/burden of proof/ the geniva convention, takes on the criminal underworld by leveling LA by blowing up strategically placed petrol tankers. before taking on the survivors armed with a AK-47 and a half brick

as a vast amount of the population point-blank refuses to pay to view a 90 minute (to the exact second, the average person being a ADD speed freak apparently) for a inane CGI titsfest. The downside to this is that anything seems like a masterpiece in comparison. This can only be the explanation for brit-flicks.

What the cunting fuck is wrong with British cinema? Its like just when we had put all the 'oo er missus' behind us and began to move forward, an unwritten covenant was passed making all UK cinema about unconvincing mockney gangsters.


lets compare the world of British cinema to the school playground. Lock stock and two smoking barrels is the older kid who seems to spend all day hanging around the gates in a leather jacket smoking. All the twatish younger kids decide that this makes him cooler than a thermos full of liquid helium on Uranus. As a result they all walk around with puffed up teenage machismo trying to look and act like LS&TSB making them look even more twatish. meanwhile they go and beat up any one daring to be different.

now that has been cleared up stop licking the arse of any film just because it is set in lahhhndon.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 2 May 2008, 22:12, 1 reply)

Hmm
Im not much of a film boff but some of my favourite films are british, (e.g 28 days later, Snatch, dog soldiers). Most of the films you are describing sound more like hollywood.

*prepares to be corrected*
(i dont get it tell them a badger got me, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:53, closed)