To Whomever's Dumping Household Artifacts By My Back Fence
OK, so you left a big mattress by the back fence. That means any random stranger can now wank comfortably as they stare at my house.

OK, so you left a toilet bowl by the back fence. That means any random stranger, after wanking comfortably, can now fire off colon torpedoes as well.

OK, so you left a pile of shredded porn by the back fence. The wind blew the shreds through all the bushes, so even I can't piece anything together from the shards of skin and random nipples.

Are you furnishing a new pad for yourself, or what?
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 2 May 2008, 23:41, 1 reply)

Shit!
Is that where I left all my stuff? What is your address so I can come pick it up?

note to self: don't move house while drunk...
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 3 May 2008, 1:05, closed)