Pearoasts a gogo!
Chavs

Why the fuck are they even allowed to breathe?

DNA test them, ID chip them and barcode them. Release into the wild and then, when a worthwhile citizen needs an organ with that particular profile, round up and cull! Harvest the organs and whatever else is useful then cremate.

This would cause a couple of beneficial side-effects.
1/ The convicted chav would then be under a suspended death sentence if they stayed in the country, therefore they'll leave.
2/ Those that are too thick/feckless to leave will be a resource for reducing the transplant waiting list.
3/ Hopefully the ones that leave will go to France and piss off the French!

As I see it, a plan with no drawbacks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:09, 2 replies)

massive problem
nobody wants to have organs that've been beaten up with smack, fags and cheap cider for the last 8 years
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:10, closed)

Fair enough
OK, just burn them (killing them first = optional) then plough them in as fertiliser or use them as a road salt alternative. Either way, just expunge them from the gene pool.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 May 2008, 9:19, closed)