I warned you! More pearoasting from the fluffy Captain.
R and frickin B

One pretty, underdressed, nasally whining bint with a passable voice, terminally unable to use one pure note when she can ram forty-seven in the same space. Then we get to the male part. What the holy jamstranglingbastardfuck is HIS raison d'etre? Monotonally slurring through some "gangsta" bollocks while swaying, grabbing his crotch and waving his arm like a shit-flinging simian.


And don't get me started on "Fiddy cent". Just don't.

I vote we make a thread where anyone retarded enough to attempt to justify this assault on all that is music can do so.

Then we go round and sterilise them.

Vote for me!



I'm a nice guy really.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:11, 3 replies)

i've almost given up trying
to explain to the deluded 2ndmrsblaireau69 that this shit IS NOT R&B!

they might choose to call it so but that don't make it so!

call me a pedant if you like (that being what i am) but R&B stands for Rythm and Blues and NOT fake gangster mysoginistic bullshit.

or at least it used to...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 3 May 2008, 12:50, closed)

Shit-flinging simian
Genius, I almost sprayed a mouthful of tea of my laptop when I read that.
(hagis_uk, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:31, closed)

Yes! This!
If I never hear another song by any kind of "urban" artist that's just some guy with more necklaces and stuff than Mr T talking about how he shot 50 cops while several girls in bikinis hang off his chains/biceps/car then I will be a happy happy girl. It is not music. It is noise, and at that, noise that chavs are attracted to, which makes them breed.
( Maladicta, Sat 3 May 2008, 14:21, closed)